The Wire · Week 7 edition · sample
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Live · Sunday 3:41 PMWeek 8 · sample league
Waiver Wire Warriors3 players left
VS
Bench Mob1 player left
112.4
97.8
71% to win29%
3:38Josh Allen scrambles 14 yards for a touchdown.+7.4
3:22Your kicker hits from 52. Somehow that counts as hope.+5.0
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Your league's real schedule, simulated thousands of times, with its own tiebreakers, byes and bracket.
| Team (sample) | Record | Playoffs | Top-2 seed | Win the title |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Waiver Wire Warriors | 6-1 | 96% | 71% | 31% |
| The Commish's Favorite | 5-2 | 84% | 38% | 19% |
| Bench Mob | 4-3 | 55% | 12% | 9% |
| Kicker Truthers | 2-5 | 11% | 1% | 1% |
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